An inseparable tandem.
In my heart, lies a man who would love me until the end of time.
In my heart, lies a man who would love me until the end of time.
Funny facts about the one and only Clarisse
01.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and clarisse.
02.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is clarisse.
03.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything clarisse touches turns up dead.
04.
When clarisse sneeze, she don't say "Atchoo" she says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.
05.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and clarisse.
02.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is clarisse.
03.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything clarisse touches turns up dead.
04.
When clarisse sneeze, she don't say "Atchoo" she says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.
05.
Clarisse beat the Sun in a staring contest.
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Well, credits to Cutreenuh! (:
She posted the link in her blog. :DD
Soo, thanks. ^^
Also want to try it? Sure, why not? http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/ It's so cool!
06.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless clarisse has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
07.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Clarisse 3. Cancer
07.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Clarisse 3. Cancer
Clarisse invented the question mark.
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Ninjas want to grow up to be just like clarisse. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Clarisse.
11.
The saddest moment for children is not when they learn Santa Claus isn't real, it's when they learns Clarisse is.
12.
Clarisse is like a dog, not only because she can smell fear, but because she can piss on whatever she wants.
13.
Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Clarisse's kindergarten class.
14.
Google won't search for clarisse because it knows you don't find clarisse, she finds you.
15.
When clarisse is ready to wake up, she tells the sun to get above the horizon.
16.
Never look a gift Clarisse in the mouth, because she will bite your damn eyes off.
09.
Clarisse sleeps with a pillow under her gun.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like clarisse. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Clarisse.
11.
The saddest moment for children is not when they learn Santa Claus isn't real, it's when they learns Clarisse is.
12.
Clarisse is like a dog, not only because she can smell fear, but because she can piss on whatever she wants.
13.
Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Clarisse's kindergarten class.
14.
Google won't search for clarisse because it knows you don't find clarisse, she finds you.
15.
When clarisse is ready to wake up, she tells the sun to get above the horizon.
16.
Never look a gift Clarisse in the mouth, because she will bite your damn eyes off.
When clarisse talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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Clarisse's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools clarisse.
18.
Clarisse can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Clarisse doesn't chew gum. clarisse chews tin foil.
Clarisse's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools clarisse.
Well, credits to Cutreenuh! (:
She posted the link in her blog. :DD
Soo, thanks. ^^
Also want to try it? Sure, why not? http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/ It's so cool!
Posted on Monday, November 3, 2008 at 1:04 PM.
facts
Bored. Wala lang.
Facts to share.
..About Clarisse. :)
I hate rain.
I actually don't know why. Basta, tuwing umuulan, it's like. AAARRGHH. And sad. Bwahaha. Before, I love rain. But then, I hate it. :D **bow** :))
I don't know how to ride a bike.
I have no idea why I don't but.. When I was a kid, I ride the bike. But, you know that bike that has wheels on the back? The tiny ones? Yeah, that one. LOL.
I want to drink whiskey or any alcohol there is.
Ahaha. Weird. But yes.. I want to be drunk, baby. :)) Care to join? :> lol
I wonder what it feels like to be in jail.
Hahaha. I want to be a prisoner. ROFLMAO. What the heck, who knows. AYT AYT AYT? :D :))
I'm matatag. *:))*
"Matatag na babae". Okaayy, maybe not only in love but in all things. I mean, no giving up. Never give up. :D Even if I fail, or even if you hurt my feelings, I'll still be struggling. xP
I completely hate posers, mimics and copycats.
Call me a hypocrite. The hell I care. Yes, I mimic people at times. But I still hate you guys. Even if you don't think so.. You're still being hated. :P
I'm good at arguing or quarreling.
Yep, I love fighting with other people. Not that I'm a bully. When they mess with the girl, it's on. Wahaha. So I've got one message for you: Don't mess with Clarisse.
I'm lazy to continue.
GOODBYE. XD
Facts to share.
..About Clarisse. :)
I hate rain.
I actually don't know why. Basta, tuwing umuulan, it's like. AAARRGHH. And sad. Bwahaha. Before, I love rain. But then, I hate it. :D **bow** :))
I don't know how to ride a bike.
I have no idea why I don't but.. When I was a kid, I ride the bike. But, you know that bike that has wheels on the back? The tiny ones? Yeah, that one. LOL.
I want to drink whiskey or any alcohol there is.
Ahaha. Weird. But yes.. I want to be drunk, baby. :)) Care to join? :> lol
I wonder what it feels like to be in jail.
Hahaha. I want to be a prisoner. ROFLMAO. What the heck, who knows. AYT AYT AYT? :D :))
I'm matatag. *:))*
"Matatag na babae". Okaayy, maybe not only in love but in all things. I mean, no giving up. Never give up. :D Even if I fail, or even if you hurt my feelings, I'll still be struggling. xP
I completely hate posers, mimics and copycats.
Call me a hypocrite. The hell I care. Yes, I mimic people at times. But I still hate you guys. Even if you don't think so.. You're still being hated. :P
I'm good at arguing or quarreling.
Yep, I love fighting with other people. Not that I'm a bully. When they mess with the girl, it's on. Wahaha. So I've got one message for you: Don't mess with Clarisse.
I'm lazy to continue.
GOODBYE. XD
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Posted on Sunday, September 21, 2008 at 10:37 AM.